My Latest Commentaries

  • Holiday Bonus
    Is a Holiday Bonus in your Future

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna gut a reindeer on my roof-top… and leave the carcass there as a...

    • December 19, 2014
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    End your year on a good note… buy my book

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna walk across burning hot coals… wearing tennis shoes soaked in lighter fluid? I...

    • December 17, 2014
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  • lottery prayer
    Wasting God’s time – with a lottery prayer

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna sneak up behind a humming bird… grab him by his tiny little neck…...

    • December 15, 2014
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    The Hot New Yuppie Food

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna sword-fight Bobby Flay… with barbecue tongs? I have often said there is not...

    • December 12, 2014
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  • American Barber
    The American Barber… a dying breed

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad – I just wanna trim my nose-hairs… with a weed-whacker? Today we’re not here to belly-ache...

    • December 10, 2014
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  • There will be no Budweiser Clydesdales this Christmas

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna check for broken Christmas tree lights – by sticking my tongue in the...

    • December 8, 2014
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