My Latest Commentaries

  • Giada-De-Laurentiis
    Giada de Laurentiis… object of my adoration

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna snort the insides of Mario Batali’s shoes? You know – you men out...

    • December 26, 2014
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  • 011413dinner
    Another sucker buys The Perfect Potato Sock

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play ‘hot potato’ with molten lava? Yeah – have you ever heard the...

    • December 24, 2014
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  • rookie holiday alcoholics
    Rookie Holiday Alcoholics

    You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna watch Jack Daniels… and Jim Beam… get in a drunken brawl? Yeah –...

    • December 22, 2014
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  • Holiday Bonus
    Is a Holiday Bonus in your Future

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna gut a reindeer on my roof-top… and leave the carcass there as a...

    • December 19, 2014
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  • paperbackstack_550x498-2
    End your year on a good note… buy my book

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna walk across burning hot coals… wearing tennis shoes soaked in lighter fluid? I...

    • December 17, 2014
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  • lottery prayer
    Wasting God’s time – with a lottery prayer

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna sneak up behind a humming bird… grab him by his tiny little neck…...

    • December 15, 2014
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