My Latest Commentaries

  • dead people clothes
    A collection of Dead People Clothes

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to the old folks home…and sprinkle sand in the Polident? Me and...

    • February 11, 2015
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  • Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes
    If I won Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna let as martial arts expert break two-by-fours over my head? You know what...

    • February 9, 2015
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  • stupid things people say
    Stupid Things People Say

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go over the rainbow with Dorothy and Toto… just so I can pinch...

    • February 6, 2015
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  • family-style restaurants
    Family-Style Restaurants… I don’t get’em

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swap underpants with a homeless guy? Now – before I was explaining to...

    • February 4, 2015
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  • fancy restaurant
    You know what makes a Fancy Restaurant?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna smack all-star celebrity chef Bobby Flay over the head with a giant four-foot...

    • February 2, 2015
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  • screwing up mcdonalds
    Screwing up McDonalds … How?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna drink a chocolate shake out of Ronald McDonald’s clown shoe? Yeah – I...

    • January 30, 2015
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