My Latest Commentaries

  • oprah winfrey
    Oprah Winfrey buys into Weight Watchers… Literally

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hoist Kirstie Alley over my head in a stunning performance of the ‘Hernia...

    • December 2, 2015
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  • Playboy Magazine
    No More Naked Pictures for Playboy Magazine

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna crack walnuts… on my forehead? By this time… I am sure you have...

    • November 30, 2015
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  • Nineties Trivia
    Who cares about Nineties Trivia?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna swap hot, sweaty underpants with a Mall Santa? Here’s how you feel old. ...

    • November 27, 2015
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  • adult coloring book
    Pearl wants an Adult Coloring Book for Christmas

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna go to Sesame Street… and steam-clean Muppets? Yeah – me and my old...

    • November 23, 2015
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  • female love drug
    New Female Love Drug

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna collect earwax from vagrants – to make festive holiday candles we can sell...

    • November 20, 2015
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  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump is Running as me

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna wait until an extremely tense and dangerous moment… and then sneak up and...

    • November 18, 2015
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