My Latest Commentaries

  • channel my anger
    I Don’t Got to Channel My Anger

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna cook clams with the steam coming out of my ears? Yeah – today...

    • March 16, 2015
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  • Brian Williams
    Brian Williams… a Redneck?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna tape a live raccoon to my head…and tell people I’m PETA’s answer to...

    • March 13, 2015
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  • spend your own money
    Are you Allowed to Spend Your Own Money?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna lick a mouse? Yeah – lemme ask you men out there a question. ...

    • March 11, 2015
    • 1
  • google driverless robot car
    Driverless Robot Car… what’s next?

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna paint my face to look like a tree… and see if I can...

    • March 9, 2015
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  • Cussing on Television
    I’m Sick of Cussing on Television

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna bikini wax a grizzly bear? I am sick and tired of cussing on...

    • March 6, 2015
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  • Monopoly on Government
    The government has a monopoly… on government

    You know what makes me sick?  You know what makes me so mad I just wanna pee on an electric fence? I heard this story on here the other...

    • March 4, 2015
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